Letter to President Trump


President Donald J. Trump

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Trump,

I think you’re absolutely  right. You said in the Rose Garden today (May 22) that, “I’m the most transparent president probably in the history of this country.”

You have been very transparent when you tried to bar all Muslims from entering the country, called Mexicans rapists, claimed that Mexico would pay for building your wall, ridiculed John McCain both when he was alive and dead, claimed that trade wars are easy to win, claimed tariffs had to be imposed on Canada as a matter of national security, refused to release your tax returns, withdrew from seemingly every agreement entered into under the Obama administration, insulted some of the nation’s oldest allies, tweeted major policy changes without consultation with any other government official, hired a national security adviser who stayed on the job all of 24 days, praised nearly every living dictator on the planet, demonstrated repeatedly in public that you—Mr. Boss Man—are afraid of V. Putin, labeled the press “the enemy of the people,” invited Russia to find Hillary Clinton’s missing emails, ridiculed the FBI, the Justice Department, the court system, judges and the Congress of this country. That sure is a bunch of transparency. 

All the Republicans at my gym think this adds up to a sensational first term, and they are begging for more.

You seemed to have a little pouting spasm today. What can a concerned citizen do to help you feel better? Could you use some new coloring books? Better crayons? Perhaps some fresh Play-Doh for your crib?


Larry McCoy

P.S. Perhaps you can have a chat someday soon with Frederick Douglass. He may be just the man to talk some sense into those damn Mexicans.